In article <1993Apr11.191805.15348@leland.Stanford.EDU> glukhov@leland.Stanford.EDU (Vyacheslav Sergeevi Glukhov) writes:

>In article <C5ApG4.Lvy@max.physics.sunysb.edu> LANDSBERG@sbhep2.phy.sunysb.edu
>(Greg Landsberg) writes:
>>In <1993Apr10.062640.20554@marlin.jcu.edu.au> vlad@moskal.msk.su writes:
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>>Mine all-times favourite from this series is this one (really short!):
>>
>>Idet hohol po Moskve i vidit cherez ulitsu Gor'kogo (starij anekdot!) visit
>>lozung: "Bej zhidov -  spasaj Rossiyu!"  Ostanovilsya, prochital, podumal i
>>pokachal golovoj: "Harno sridstvo, vot til'ki tsel' pohana..."
>>
>>Keep smiling,
>>
>>Greg


> Zdae hohol vstupni ispyty do Moskovs'kogo Universitety. Rosiis'ka literatura.
> Pytannya - "Mu-mu" Turgeneva. Hohol duzhe staranno pochynae rozpovidat' zmist
> opovidannya, ale - ukrains'koiu movoiu. Professor - 
> - Govorite, pozhaluista, po-russki.
> - Zaraz-zaraz, shanovnyi professore, zaraz bude rosiis'koiu...- I prodovzhue 
> ridnoiu movoiu. 
> Professor zupyniav iogo she kil'ka raziv, ale vidpivid' prodovzhuvalas' 
> ukrains'koiu. " Zaraz bude rosiis'koiu".
> I os' vin nablyzhaet'sia do tragichnogo kincia-

> - I oto-zh bere Gerasym Mu-mu, pryv'iazue kameniuku na shiiu, a vono dyvyt'sia
> iomu v ochi ta i kazhe vashoiu sobachoiu movoiu:

> - ZA CHITO, GERASIM!


Another one:
- Didu, didu moskali u kosmos poletily !
- Scho usi !?
- Ta ni til'ki dvoe.
- Tak chomuzh ty radiesh duren'.